A Random Fact That Is Totally And Absolutely True, Number 10

Today, the International Whale Peace Treaty was broken when a Narwhal stabbed a beluga whale off the coast of Malaysia. The Union of Whales is currently meeting and decided how to react to this violence.

On Reaching the Age of 21

I have found that, it is exactly the same as age 20, except I am allowed to legally imbibe alcohol, which while that would make a huge difference for most, makes very little for me. But, I do thank my parents for allowing my to survive this far, and not taking the shotgun I know they have hidden somewhere and taking me for a long drive through the woods.

A Random Fact That Is Totally And Absolutely True, Number 9

Snow is actually God scratching his head and having his dandruff fall to the earth.